Vodka Manberry: Suggestions for Success

Hey Team. So already there have been many successful Vodka Manberry Challenges, all unique in their manliness. And in the end, that is what makes a Vodka Manberry so beautiful. It can be interpreted in so many ways. We’ve had a man slurping one down after he has trimmed his beard. We’ve had a man gulping one after some hard chainsawing. The great thing is, you can do it however you please. And here are some of my suggestions of great situations you can perform a Vodka Manberry in.

  • Whittling a log down to a Chuck Norris action figure with movable limbs, and a rip cord on the back that, when pulled, makes the action figure say “I’m Chuck Norris, bitch.” I’m not sure if that was an actual Chuck Norris catch phrase, but it damn sure should be.
  • Driving a bus that can’t slow down below 50 miles per hour or it will explode to safety.
  • Climbing a live snake hanging from the ceiling
  • Playing fetch with your pet goliath bird eating spider
  • Eating your pet Goliath bird eating spider for breakfast
  • Eating chocolate for breakfast. So badass
  • Shaving a skunk
  • Playing rugby with a beehive
  • Beating Kelly Slater in a surf comp while surfing on a door
  • Beating Hans Grobelhausen (world champion door craftsmen) in a door fastening competition while using a surfboard as a door
  • Welding a sweet broadsword that you will later use to fight your neighbourhood demons.

There are so so so many more manly ways you can ingest a vodka cranberry. Comment any suggestions you have below. And if you are man enough post a video or picture of yourself actually performing a vodkamanberry on facebook to #vodkamanberry. Grab life by the manberries.

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