Ah. Welcome. This week we will be reviewing the blockbuster musical Wicked.
What? Just because I’m a man I can’t review a musical about 2 witches who learn about themselves and the true meaning of right and wrong?
Jesus Christ. This is just like the whole Vodka Cranberry situation. You mean because I have a penis I can’t see a god damn musical? Huh? HUH? HOW DARE YOU. THAT IS SICK.
I am lost for words. This is the 21st century. The time where there is more social acceptance for different minorities than ever before. I mean sure, there is a long way to go for many of these groups. But I still deserve a little respect. Shame on you. Shame on society. Same on you again.
Anyway, Wicked was good. Costumes were nice.