- Make yourself a vodka cranberry.
- Consume it in a way that tells society “Hey. I am a man. And I am drinking this red, fruity, delicious drink. And no. My masculinity is nowhere near diminished. In fact it is strengthened because I don’t give a flying flamingo what you think, brah.” Some have done it at the gym, during a footy match, or after a tough day of yard work. Others have just enjoyed one on their balcony, in the afternoon sun, with their beard comb in hand. It’s up to you.
- Wipe your mouth and feel the delicious cranberry flavour dance across your palate like a gazelle.
- Share your experience with the world by uploading it to Facebook or Twitter and using the tag #vodkamanberry.
- Go back to your previous activity (monster truck driving, woodwork, making love, reading a book, it doesn’t matter).
- Earn mass kudos for life.